you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up
wow have things changed
I’m so glad they invented color
when the oppressed/minority is quiet or kind, the majority doesn’t go ‘well they are so sweet, we should give them rights.’
when that happens, the majority does not notice the oppressed. they become invisible.
that is why no minority is required to be nice or sweet- because they will be flies on a wall otherwise
Singular “they” is a correct gender-neutral pronoun! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it
do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?
Dean: *squints slightly from a freaking BULLET WOUND GOING THROUGH HIS SHOULDER*
Sam: Omfg Dean don’t be such a wuss.
THIS IS A THING INSTILLED IN THEM BY JOHN.
fuck john winchester
I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.
i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god
I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.
I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?
i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10
In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.
The lorax is a prophecy
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE
MAMA JUST KILLED A MAN
NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP
I AIN’T NO HOLLABACK GIRLIT’S A GODDAMN ARMS RACE
COMING OUTTA MY CAGE
LET IT GO
TO SEE A BLACK PARADE
YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME
THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. UGH YOU TWO.
Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man
Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to
Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part
Senior English major on a Shakespeare final. (via minininny)
WELL THEY’RE NOT WRONG