Just call me De
captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

captaingumdrop:

muddaytires:

1037135:

self-dunk

……”uh oh”

you can see the exact moment where it realizes how bad it fucked up

sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color

sepptimus:

lygophilia:

awwkotaco:

wow have things changed

I’m so glad they invented color

Invented color

werewolfau:

when the oppressed/minority is quiet or kind, the majority doesn’t go ‘well they are so sweet, we should give them rights.’

when that happens, the majority does not notice the oppressed. they become invisible.

that is why no minority is required to be nice or sweet- because they will be flies on a wall otherwise

transstudent:

Singular “they” is a correct gender-neutral pronoun! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
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transstudent:

Singular “they” is a correct gender-neutral pronoun! Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

Learn moreClick here to retweet. Click here to share on Facebook.

hallucinists:

i think about this video almost every day and i am so frightened of it

unsharedmemories:

do you ever start a multiple choice question and just when you think you have the answer you see “all the above” or “none of the above” opinion and you start you question your entire life?

helloyesispeakfandom:

team-freelucifer:

dean-loves-sammy:

Dean: *squints slightly from a freaking BULLET WOUND GOING THROUGH HIS SHOULDER*
Sam: Omfg Dean don’t be such a wuss.

THIS IS A THING INSTILLED IN THEM BY JOHN. 

JUST SAYIN’. 

fuck john winchester

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.
So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled
so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.
Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.
Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

fuocogo:

sharkchunks:

fennecwolfox:

oeste:

misterhippity:

I tried a 2-D printer once, and the paper jammed.

So now I just painstakingly re-create my paper copies by hand, like a medieval monk.

i tried using paper, but the edges crumpled

so now i just chisel my commandments into stone, like old testament god

I tried using stone, but it cracked and broke.

Now I just scream everything at passersby, hoping they’ll remember what I said so I can ask them about it when I need it.

I tried shouting things at passersby but they ignored me.

Now I emit allohormones in a gypsobelum that bonds selectively with the recipient’s hemolymph to reconfigure their bursa copulax into a copulatory canal. I can only say one thing, “I want to mate with you,” but really, what else ever needs to be said?

i tried whatever that was and it worked just fine 10/10

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

inquisitorpsyduck:

annoyinger:

craftygeekstar:

anotherlongstoryshort:

infraredphaeton:

cumberbabegonehiddlestoned:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

my-tardis-sense-is-tingling:

hipster-trichster:

spookodactyl:

scareahmanning:

JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL

WILDCATS

THERE’LL BE PEACE WHEN YOU ARE DONE

MAMA JUST KILLED A MAN

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

I AIN’T NO HOLLABACK GIRL

IT’S A GODDAMN ARMS RACE

COMING OUTTA MY CAGE

LET IT GO

TO SEE A BLACK PARADE

YOU CAN’T TAKE THE SKY FROM ME

anastiel:

THIS IS THE MOST DISGUSTING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. UGH YOU TWO.

fullyactivated:

sherlacking:

Feminism is knowing that you don’t have to wear things to impress a man

Feminism is also knowing that it’s okay to wear things to impress a man if you want to

Society forgets the first part, tumblr forgets the second part

Romeo can’t really be blamed for Ophelia’s death.

Senior English major on a Shakespeare final. (via minininny)

WELL THEY’RE NOT WRONG

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