Just call me De

pawnkyoo:

godgarfsatan:

your “aesthetic” wont save you when you’re facing the endless inferno of Hell

my aesthetic is the endless inferno of Hell 

bewbin:

bewbin:

what do you call a person of Caucasian decent when they are not amused?

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I was very confused at first. “Dry erase board? Wha- ooooh.” *snorts*

dumbasschronicles:

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

working in customer service

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

truebloodsims:

HEY TUMBLR!  Have you heard?
They’re giving away Sims 2 for FREE from now until July 31.
Totally legit copies of the whole game including ALL expansions and “stuff” packs. Just register the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS on Origin before July 31 and the game is yours to either download and install right away or save for later. More details at the official EA Games site and Gamespot.
ETA: You may have to edit the game’s “GraphicRules.sgr” file to make it display properly since the game is likely older than your PC. For help with that see kiri’s Graphics Card fixes thread at leefish.nl or these instructions at SimsVIP.com.

winnie-who, here you go babe.

truebloodsims:

HEY TUMBLR!  Have you heard?

They’re giving away Sims 2 for FREE from now until July 31.

Totally legit copies of the whole game including ALL expansions and “stuff” packs. Just register the code I-LOVE-THE-SIMS on Origin before July 31 and the game is yours to either download and install right away or save for later. More details at the official EA Games site and Gamespot.

ETA: You may have to edit the game’s “GraphicRules.sgr” file to make it display properly since the game is likely older than your PC. For help with that see kiri’s Graphics Card fixes thread at leefish.nl or these instructions at SimsVIP.com.

winnie-who, here you go babe.

I just want a consistent internet connection that won’t cut out whenever it feels like it, is that too much to ask??

thegreenwolf:

bryxhearsxmusic:

sizvideos:

Watch it in video

Follow our Tumblr

ok but I just really love the names they give them

"The Ridiculous Potato"

"The Unfortunate Clementine"

I’m giggling it’s like a team of ragtag misfit superheroes

I love the sometimes absolutely ugly but completely tasty produce that comes out of my garden.

ellendegeneres:

Ellen remembers some of the amazing kids we’ve had on the show. Truly amazing.

Don’t let them tell you who to be. Be anything you want as long as it’s good.
House Of Hippies (via thehouseofhippies)

littlesugarcunt:

Do u ever see girls and ur just like GODDAMN I WOULD KISS THE SHIT OUT OF ur cheek maybe with ur permission and possibly hold ur hand and treat u with the utmost respect bc the universe must have spent a hundred years creating such a lovely being wow

Giant List of Asexuality and Aromantic Blogs

house-of-ace:

Since Asexual Awareness Week is coming up, I figured I’d make a rebloggable version of this blog’s links page for those who want to find new blogs to suggest to people!

Keep in mind that this is by no means a complete list; I’m sure I’ve forgotten some awesome blogs, so send me an ask if you want me to add anything! (or change anything, if you run one of these blogs and I’ve messed the description up.)

*note: assume that ‘asexual’ indicates ace-spectrum and same for aromantic and aromantic-spectrum unless indicated otherwise. and don’t come crying to me about how spectrums don’t exist, because there is a 100% chance i will ignore you.

Tumblr Blogs

  • AceTumblr: an extensive list of asexual-spectrum related Tumblrs! Includes blogs about asexy arts and crafts, asexual-spectrum advice, asexual-spectrum themed Tumblrs, and more. There is also a huge list of individual blogs run by aces!
  • Ace the Final Frontier: a general ace blog! has a really cool page of ace character headcanons.
  • Ace Musicmusic that does not reference sex, both romantic and aromantic!
  • Ace Positivity: an ace-spectrum positivity blog!
  • Ace Secrets: a post-secret-esque blog for aces!
  • Ace Style: a blog for fashion in ace colors!
  • Aces Unabridged: a place for aces to tell their stories! also posts ace challenges to answer.
  • Asexology: an ace blog that tends to post discussion about asexuality and scientific things!
  • Asexual Education: an asexual education/visibility blog!
  • Asexual Facts: a satire blog which posts entertaining “facts” about asexuality! They answer serious asks at Asexual Science.
  • asexuallyboned: ace blog probably most known for their series of submissions on ‘I knew I was asexual when…”
  • Asexual People of Color: a blog for asexual poc!
  • Asexual Quotes: a blog that posts quotes which are about or relate to asexuality!
  • Asexy Aprila multifandom challenge during the month of April to create asexy fanworks!
  • Asexy Slice of Cakea general ace blog and safe ace space!
  • Dear Non-Ace People…: letters from ace-spectrum and aromantic people to non-asexual people.
  • Demissembly: a blog about demisexuality!
  • Fandom Ace Archive: an asexual fanfic rec blog!
  • fuckyeahasexuala general ace blog!
  • A Gray-Asexual Space: a blog for gray-asexual people!
  • House-of-Ace: a blog focused on positive and interesting ace and aro-spectrum content! aka the blog making this list orz.
  • Teen Aces: a blog for young (college-aged and younger) ace folk!

Tumblr Blogs That Offer Advice
many also post other things in addition to advice!

Aromantic-Specific

Non-Tumblr Sites

Other Useful Links

"What do you wanna be when you grow up?"

Rich.