Just call me De

apollinares:

my boyfriend’s first language isn’t english and he asked me how to say cut in past tense and i said “cut” and he let out a wail of anguish and fell to the ground

mamebig:

I STILL NEED THIS
GRACE HANNAH MAMRIE TYLER CONNOR

Please make this a collab video.

I would die

danimstph:

when people barge into my room without asking…

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cyrilmusic:

burairium:

theneverendingdrums:

fejes:

peaceloveandbrittana:

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

fuckin love this commercial

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people


they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

this post got better

livebloggingmydescentintomadness:

cknd:

I spend so much time alone that if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi

Officer, my internet history will prove I was reading gay porn at the time of the murder

buckkybbarnes:

when u post something emotional or controversial and u don’t want anyone to see so u reblog a whole bunch of pretty pictures

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internetexplorers:

i will step on every crunchy leaf and nobody can stop me

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

theactualjakeenglish:

burgrs:

what if flies said “hey” every time they flew by your ear 

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snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

bootycap:

imagine a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting. like, they keep running into walls and doors because they used to be able to just pass through them or they trip down the stairs because they used to float down them and sometimes they trip over their own feet because they forget how to walk all together 

socialjusticekoolaid:

Dear Lord, when will it end. I couldn’t even breathe when I first saw this… #staywoke #farfromover #whenwillitend

socialjusticekoolaid:

Dear Lord, when will it end. I couldn’t even breathe when I first saw this… #staywoke #farfromover #whenwillitend