Just call me De

kumagawa:

this is the strongest vine I ever seen

mynameisdavid23:

So I’ve been debating whether or not to name my chapter titles, considering there’s so much that happens in each chapter. I’m thinking of going back and forth, Megan naming one chapter, Luke naming the next. It’d go something like “Chapter 1: Meeting at Midnight, Chapter 2: Goddamit, I just wanted one fucking night off, is that really too much to ask?”

Chapter 3: Betrayal

Chapter 4: Fuck the police! Except that one guy, he’s cool.

So I’ve been debating whether or not to name my chapter titles, considering there’s so much that happens in each chapter. I’m thinking of going back and forth, Megan naming one chapter, Luke naming the next. It’d go something like “Chapter 1: Meeting at Midnight, Chapter 2: Goddamit, I just wanted one fucking night off, is that really too much to ask?”

piqued-geek:

nickelode0n:

sorry but a relationship where you forbid each other to talk to the opposite sex isn’t a relationship at all. love is about admiration not possession, we might live in a world where materialism is acceptable but people aren’t the same you can’t control someone like that

*sends this to all the couples at my school*

brookeyfbaby:

YOU GUYS THIS IS SO IMPORTANT 

Unpopular opinion: my favorite kind of starburst are the yellow ones.

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!
My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

frickhead:

ATTENTION EVERYONE IN THE LA AREA!!

My cousin, TALLON, was reported MISSING today. He is an AUTISTIC BLACK TEEN AND IS COMPLETEY NON-VERBAL. HE DOES NOT RESPOND TO HIS NAME. This young man went out for his daily bike ride, unattended, and did not come back. Tonight, HE IS IN LA BY HIMSELF. He is 6’0, 200lbs, and was last seen wearing a white t shirt and khaki shorts. PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST!!

mindfulwrath:

sekretsu:

zombiefauns:

i’ve figured out that horror games with grotesque monsters and spooky environments are -0009 scary if you pretend you’re steve irwin on a mission to document the monster(s)

"Lookie there. That’s a six-foot grunt from the basement. A’hm gonna wrassle it."

brb gonna try this with Alien Isolation

i would pay real money to hear markiplier do this

onlylolgifs:

When you think you can pass a test without studying.. 

DON’T DO THIS. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HURDLE THOSE ROPE THINGS. I DID IT ONCE AND BROUGHT THE WHOLE THING DOWN ON ME, AND CRACKED MY SKULL OPEN WITH ONE OF THE BARS THAT SUPPORTS THE ROPE. I HAD TO GET TWELVE STAPLES IN MY HEAD. SERIOUSLY, DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO JUMP THESE THINGS.

onlylolgifs:

When you think you can pass a test without studying.. 

DON’T DO THIS. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HURDLE THOSE ROPE THINGS. I DID IT ONCE AND BROUGHT THE WHOLE THING DOWN ON ME, AND CRACKED MY SKULL OPEN WITH ONE OF THE BARS THAT SUPPORTS THE ROPE. I HAD TO GET TWELVE STAPLES IN MY HEAD. SERIOUSLY, DO NOT EVER ATTEMPT TO JUMP THESE THINGS.

My favorite scene in Scott Pilgrim vs the World is when kills one of the exes by making her orgasm to death.

uncutcolombiancoke:

thepoliticalfreakshow:

BREAKING: Peaceful Protesters In Ferguson MO Get Pummeled By Police Officers After Their Chief Marched With Protesters

  • I think the PD is aggressively attacking protestors because they assume & no longer gives a damn
  • Chief Jackson did this. His officers did this. Women were attacked. He said he was marching with us. Lies..he set us up
  • And Chief Jackson didn’t do ANYTHING to stop the attacks and mayhem. DID NOTHING!
  • LOTS of cops out right now. A short clash with the police after arrests were made. Live Feed Here:

Fuck the police.  Seriously.  All this to protect a murderer.

himp5:

stilldefending:

Mom you can stop stressingMom you can stop cryingMom I can buy the groceriesMom I can pay for the houseMom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money

This is real

himp5:

stilldefending:

Mom you can stop stressing
Mom you can stop crying
Mom I can buy the groceries
Mom I can pay for the house
Mom I can give you whatever the fuck you need money

This is real

umiko-hitara:

poisonpawz:

zftw:

voyagebysexualdiscovery:

Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road


acetoudou:
who comes decides Who country who comes this to

acetoudou:

who comes decides Who country who comes this to

stunningpicture:

Same Crime

stunningpicture:

Same Crime